Showing posts with label Classic quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Classic quotes. Show all posts

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Calx in medius, muppets!


New league record for goals let in in a single game. 7 - 0. Beating the previous league record, also held by us, of 6 - 0.
Great. But hey, What do you expect from a team that doesn't even realise that in the photo the goalie goes in the middle?

A few quotes tell you the story:

Random politician: "Never before on the field of Beverley Sixes have one team let in so many and scored so few"

Coach, Chris Harley: "I don't know how we kept that down to single figures"

Manager, Will Collins: "I didn't even have time to take my trousers off"

Alex Howland, ballet expert: "Me, up front? You having a laugh?"

Paul Burrow, free kick master: "I just thought I'd try to injure one of them"

Hannah Fraser, our fan: "5 nil? Really? I only saw one"

Dave (after the game): "Watch out for that guy (points at opposition player) he's very, very good"